Le Tour

I think that we may have a clean (er) tour. These guys look like they are suffering, the attacks on Stage 8 could not break up the chase group...and Rass-man "The Skeletor" just kinda rode people off of his wheel... That guy's so skinny he makes me look like Arnold...

How 'bout the Ziggy Stardust circa '75 lookin dude from Germany that took stage 7, he got the stage, the Yellow, the Polka-dot, the White (wimp didn't get the green!). Anyway he was foaming at the mouth, and had to be lifted from his bike by two bier drinking guys with forearms the size of my girlfriend's (believe me they are really big under all that hair)...then he keeps on apologizing to the French head's of state... that was pretty refreshing to see that dude take it.

To bad for all the crash victims... man you got guys getting launched over guardrails, having Muesetts stuck in their sphincters and just falling off their bikes going 8mph up hill... wha???

Then you have "Iron- man" bandaged up to his forehead hanging in... its probably because Borat was cheering him on... if anyone wears the Borat outfit to any race, thats good for a six pack from yours truely... by the way the winner of the TdeF competition might only have one or two of the top riders the way it is going... my bet is on Wayne Cottrell. By the way what ever happened to Wayne, I miss his training runs after the races... So Borat just shows up and Wayne suddenly is missing, hmmmm.