I do some consulting for the publisher of Webster's Dictionary. After the TT this weekend I traveled non-stop around the globe to most of the English speaking nations. Our crack team of professionals submitted this elite list of new words and def's... as always, you are first to know.
- Reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly.
- Bozone (n.): substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating; the bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
- Cashtration (n.): act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
- Sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit & the person who doesn't get it.
- Inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Hipatitis: terminal coolness.
- Osteopornosis: a degenerate disease.
- Decafalon (n.): the grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
- Glibido: all talk & no action.
- Doppler Effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
- Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning & cannot be cast out.
- Ignoranus: a person who's both stupid & an ...
Study up, and please use correctly, if you need any assistance with these terms- see me after the next race...
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