Bob

My friend Bob has no luck whatsoever, poor guy... read on mi amigo's...

Bob is a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family biz. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

ed note- las amiga's are mucho better at estate planning than los amigo's!

B-Horn