Friday, February 29, 2008

Huge Relief, Swet and friends...

Wednesday was a great day, got out with my girl "Huge Relief" for the first time this year... Was pretty stoked on having a great team ride in 60 degree weather on Saturday, now it looks like snow, but I am locked and loaded! My good bud, Swet from Iceland (in pic) just shipped me the new 8 cylinder Icemaner Sno-blaster 1250, it gets 16mpg...



Swet is smokin fast, he was the '06 Icelandic Icelocross national champ (a hybrid of cyclocross) with modified tires and bicyclette, see pic below...


His mechanic Pletrak "the Plad" (above) has this machine greased lighting aero... really "strumkedad" (stomping), just look at those beefy titanium hubs with the varied front boot wheel for grip and the lighter "sneek" back wheel for full on throttle... and it's even Chuck (Taylor) pedal ready, damn!... Notice the large panier on the back (thats to hold large slabs of meat) for longer races... no need to frigerate in the grand blanche nord...

Another little known fact with regard to Swet's sucess, he gets motopaced by the famous Gertrk Vklllommtkrrz or (G-Vkl as per his groupies)...that's him- below pic... this guy is 81 and is sub 4% body fat, just look at that ripped chest, notice where his shoulders connect to his upper arms, it forms two bat like wing triangles, that no doubt, has got to keep the wind focused over the "wings" to keep him grounded when at high speeds... kind of like a spoiler on a car... no wonder why he is generally considered one of the best motopacers around (Rock Racing wants him bad) that's of course, when he gets out of the clink for public nudity...


And give him a break, he's not completely nude! He's got his helmet and goggles on for safety, and is donning his wedding band (so the young ladies won't come callin'), I don't know how his wife Fridreeek puts up with him. Although he is a mans-man... Iceland's version of Charles Bronson, I say!

(ed note- Pletrak denies all allegations brought on by Mavik that he had inside information regarding their front boot wheel technology... and has the design dynamics and San Diego wind tunnel test notes to contest any allegations of such)

Monday, February 25, 2008

Papa's got a new bag

I've got a new ride, uncle Bob (in pic) just delivered it... I can fit a couple of lasses (or one really big'un) on the back of this bad boy... course real men don't use training wheels, what's up with that? And it run's on moonshine... so I figure I got that goin' for me... ' cause I do try to go bio-fuels whenever possible...

I saw it three months ago on the internets and Bob picked it up for me last week in Kentucky. I'm so happy I could just spit, parties at my house!


Thursday, February 14, 2008

When Performance Enhancers Go Wrong, Way Wrong!

Happy Valentines day





I think now that Heff is an Octagenarian he may need to tighten up his annual eye exams... Chandi (the one in the center) has the serious full-on Z-man woodsman's facial hair growth look goin' on... hope she isn't on tap for the Mitchell MLB Steroid Investigation... She kind of looks like the cycling version of Johnny Damon!

Monday, February 4, 2008

One!


One, uno, ein... whatever...


One used to be good, as in you're number one! But, one can also be bad, in fact horrendous.

Gee, here's a wee example- win 18 games straight and lead with 35 seconds left of the last and most important game... THAT'S 1159 MINUTES 25 SECONDS OF UNDEFEATED... only to lose. Nothing against the G-men, they played inspired ball, made the big plays and frankly out-coached "the coach"... man, I used to like the number one, but when you add it to 18 with a black dash inbetween, it doesn't quite have the same affect.... 35 SECONDS, ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! What is this the Yankee's - Sox circa "78. Is Eli's middle name "Bucky?"

Friday, February 1, 2008

What's goin' on? I'll never hit my quota!

The waitress at this diner deserves a big tip...